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# I Am So Confused, Zoe Kravitz
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-am-so-confused-zoe-kravitz-01-2018/
- Published: 2018-01-18T22:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2018-01-18T21:22:49.000Z
- Description: OUCH, also.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Saint Laurent, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

Obviously, yes, I'm confused by your outfit. It purports to be a dress, but it looks like Maleficent's busted snap-crotch bodysuit. And I am genuinely concerned that some boob cells are getting crushed to death. Can mammary glands *be* strangled? Here's an idea: Let's stop trying to find out, okay?

But what's also puzzling me is that Zoe is at the same party [Diane Kruger attended](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-guess-diane-kruger-loves-new-york-01-2018/). I cannot figure out how those two outfits connect -- other than, they're both things one would normally expect to involve pants, and neither does -- unless this was a Murder-Mystery soiree and they were both assigned a character. Diane is a wide-eyed newbie who's arrived in New York with big dreams and a plan to reboot jazzercise, and I guess Zoe is the bored socialite who makes all of her clothes out of stuff she bought at the Disney Store, just to say she *can*. She's also totally the murderer, right? Right.

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