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# I Cannot Solve The Mystery of this Oscars Outfit
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-cannot-solve-the-mystery-of-this-oscars-outfit-04-2023/
- Published: 2023-04-10T14:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2023-04-10T01:32:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, classic photos, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

Well, apparently everyone spent all weekend celebrating Passover or Easter or just generally having a grand old time NOT wandering around the world in couture. Which, I mean, I GUESS, if that's how you want to live?!? So I went fishing for a classic photo from an April 10 in history, and turned up this gem of Rosemarie Stack at the 1967 Oscars with her husband, Robert -- whom you might know from a little show called *Unsolved Mysteries*, and also from his career as an actor. (His most important role, obviously, was Rex Kramer in *Airplane*. By the by, [the Wikipedia summary of *Airplane* is the driest thing imaginable](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airplane!?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#Plot) \-- it reads like a straight-up action movie. I guess to capture that movie's spirit, you'd have to just provide and old-school [TWoP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television%5FWithout%5FPity?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\-style 25 page recap.)

Anyway, Rosemarie was also an actress, originally Rosemarie Bowe before she met her husband, and she clearly did NOT lack for theatrical flair. I cannot find a full shot of this outfit anywhere, unfortunately, so I invite and even implore you to imagine what you think it is. I'm sure it's just a long column, or something, but I enjoy pretending it's a catsuit that she completed with knee-high white boots.

And that outfit was my gateway to discovering that Rosemarie Stack may have been a Noted Kook of her era. Check out what she wore in March of 1971:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/04/GettyImages-105730068-1681089945-scaled.jpg "Rosemarie Stack Sighting at Hollywood Raceway Park - March 13, 1971")

That appears to be a thick bodysuit underneath the white items, which... I don't know what she was doing or trying to evoke, but let's hope it was nothing, because absolutely *nobody* could consider this a flattering interpretation of ANYTHING. I am beside myself with glee.

###### \[Photos: Archive Photos/Getty Images, Ron Galella/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images\]