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# I Can't Tell If Elle MacPherson's Dress Is Amazing Or...Not
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-cant-tell-if-elle-macphersons-dress-is-amazing-or-not-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-03T18:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-03T18:57:51.000Z
- Description: She is wearing sunglasses at night.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

First, and of PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE: This looks like it MIGHT be culottes, but after an exhaustive examination, I can assure you that it IS a dress. Also of import: Elle is wearing this to a "lifestyle" party for a real estate investor (who prominently features a photo of himself in a tux caressing a horse [on his website](https://www.marcelremusrealestate.com/en/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), which also includes a section called "MR-Lifestyle," which I think is a vanity magazine he produces) in Majorca. Which....let's think about this for a second. If you were a famous model who was attending what is surely a kind of bullshit party that's possibly concurrently also very fun, in Majorca...you probably WOULD wear something HUGELY sparkly that also incorporates a spangled bandeau bikini top. I mean, right? Isn't this what EVERYONE wears to parties thrown by men who do photoshoots with horses?

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