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# I Could Talk Or Not Talk About Jennifer Coolidge Forever
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-could-talk-or-not-talk-about-jennifer-coolidge-forever-07-2019/
- Published: 2019-07-31T18:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-31T19:09:47.000Z
- Description: We both love soup! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8PnRM-m7Dg]
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Informative Caption has distressed me, good friends! It read, "Jennifer Coolidge, American actress, who played Stifler's mum in 1999 comedy *American Pie*, serves up apple pies at pop-up pie shop as Now TV celebrates the 20th anniversary of the comedy." First! I hope J. Cool got LOADS OF CASH for this gig, because *American Pie* \-- while very funny at the time, not a film that has aged well AT ALL -- is not the apex of her career and, also, her character was not at all implicated in any kind of pie-romance, that I recall! Second: Good for her for taking money to hand people pie in London, if she wanted to do it! Third: Now TV are the same folks who brought London[ this giant reclining statue of Jeff Goldblum](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-statue-07-2018/) last summer, and I need an answer as to why we did not get a giant statue of Jennifer Coolidge sprawled alongside Tower Bridge, as truly I believe that would have brought solace to a country where much is currently uncertain. FINALLY: She looks *great* here, and I hope she is about to get cast in a spin-off of *Schitt's Creek*, where she and Moira Rose -- estranged college roommates -- take a well-dressed road trip to attend the wedding of their third roommate (Jada Pinkett Smith) across the country. Shenanigans ensue! In other words: Jada has to come bail them out of jail, and escort them back the rest of the way. It's going to be HILARIOUS.

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