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# I Did NOT Expect This Cheeky Surprise From Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-did-not-expect-this-cheeky-surprise-from-natalie-portman-05-2020/
- Published: 2020-05-18T17:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-18T07:49:04.000Z
- Description: In Rodarte at Cannes.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Cannes, Cannes 2015, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

From the front this seems like typical Rodarte: off-kilter, randomly wispy, like she's starring in an apocalyptic ballet and the Mulleavys just glued a couple extra notions to her before she left the hotel. It's a bit edgier than the Natalie Portman who grew up into a pretty staid Dior girl, but on first blush it's not a record-scratch.

On *second* blush, however, IT'S JUST PANTIES.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/473724602-compressed-1589779109.jpg "473724602-compressed-1589779109")

I don't even like the word *panties*. It's awkward. It's a word that we don't really need anymore. Like *make love*. Both of those, thanks to slang and the passage of time, have been replaced with way better ways to say it. And yet, I'm saying it here: THIS IS JUST PANTIES. And only from the one angle. It's a backside pun in fashion form. Natalie was five years removed from *Black Swan*, had a baby and did two *Thor* movies (well, one and a bit, right?), and some Miss Dior promotional videos. So maybe this is the message. Maybe SERIOUS BUTTOCK is the grand statement here. "I AM BACK," she might be saying, with a wink.

Or she just felt like airing it out for a second in a really fugtastic frock. Maybe a panty is just a panty. ... Yep, I still hate that word.

###### \[Photos: Getty\]