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# I Do Not Know What Is Happening At This "Early Man" Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-do-not-know-what-is-happening-at-this-early-man-premiere-01-2018/
- Published: 2018-01-15T15:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2018-01-16T03:59:09.000Z
- Description: Hiddles makes out the best, here.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Coach, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

TOM HIDDLESTON: I thought this was a...normal movie premiere? I'm wearing a suit, like...a person? Hello? Am I...I *am* a person, right?

MAISIE WILLIAMS: Heeeeey so I was in the dressing room at Coach trying on these shiny pink pants when I realized that I was actually supposed to be here and all I had with me were the jeans I wore into the store and I decided that at least these pants are satin, and that seemed sorta fancy soooo...I just wore them? I'm gonna be honest and tell you: I really regret that.

EDDIE REDMAYNE: Hello! I've spent all weekend sailing! We're remaking *I Know What You Did Last Summer* from the point of view of the killer and I'm really trying to capture his aesthetic, except...*stylish.* It's called *I Know What I Did Last Summer* and it's going to buy me a summer place on Capri! Maisie, what are those pants going to buy you?

MAISIE: I DON'T KNOW.

TOM: Let's all just go inside and not talk to each other.

\[Photo: David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock\]