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# I Don't Want to Miss a Fug: Steven Tyler
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-dont-want-to-miss-a-fug-steven-tyler-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-24T17:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-24T06:35:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

He just looks SO DELIGHTED with himself:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/ffn_tyler_steven_exc_rm_062215_51779917.jpg "Exclusive... Steven Tyler Arriving On A Flight In Boston")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/i-dont-want-to-miss-a-fug-steven-tyler-06-2015/exclusive-steven-tyler-arriving-on-a-flight-in-boston?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And suddenly, I am overcome with the desire to have him tell my fortune. You know he thinks he can do it, right? (He can't -- his fortunes will be all bizarre and off-kilter and funny and totally wrong, but surely amusing.)

We also need to talk about why Steven Tyler carries so many keys. How many things does one millionaire really need to unlock?