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# I Fug Ya Papi: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-fug-ya-papi-jennifer-lopez-in-zuhair-murad-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-14T20:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-14T06:01:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

"HOLA LOVERS."

[![Jennifer Lopez at LULAC/NUVOtv Unity Luncheon](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jennifer-lopez-451981616.xml "Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/jennifer-lopez-451981616.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"Lovers, I played my part. I went to the luncheon dressed up as Church Lady Lopez, with my pink and my hair like the evening news, and my shoes of fancy sneezes, and I told everyone about my vegan diet and took the selfies. And I smiled, lovers, and I am smiling now, but I think you see the VENOM OF PASSION in my eyes. Why? Because it has come to my attention that there is a title of First Lady. And it is NOT ME. LOVERS. I did not wear my thighs all those times for THIS INSULT. I WAS A MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ONE YEAR. WHAT MORE EXPERIENCE DO I NEED TO BE FIRST LADY OF EVERYWHERE. I demand more, lovers. I demand a recount of the election that never happened. America is supposed to be a DEMOCRACY, no? If you are going to go around telling everyone you are America's First Lady, EARN IT. LOPEZ-STYLE. Now excuse me, lovers. I need to go wipe my rage on my hip-napkins."

\[Photo: Getty\]