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# I Guess I'm (Still) Joining the Cult of Laura Dern
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-guess-im-still-joining-the-cult-of-laura-dern-01-2019/
- Published: 2019-01-18T19:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2019-01-18T20:11:59.000Z
- Description: This seems like a decent life choice, though.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Let us be honest and frank with one another: Of all the women showing up places lately looking like they've started their own cult and named themselves High Priestess, Laura Dern likely runs the cult I want to join the most. First, you could ask her lots of questions about *Twin Peaks*. Second, she'd tell you secrets about Nic Cage, once you got to a certain level. Third, I feel like Reese Witherspoon would show up at meetings every now and then and you know Reese doesn't show up anywhere without snacks. Finally, I look *great* in red. Sure, I have some notes about the beige bag, but it's too soon in my journey to question the leader.

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