I Guess There's A New Transformers Movie?

Laura Haddock in Emilia Wickstead

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 18: Laura Haddock attends the global premiere of "Transformers: The Last Knight" at Cineworld Leicester Square on June 18, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

This dress is gorgeous and delicate -- that if you wanted desperately to wear a retread of the Ralph Lauren princess frock that Gwyneth wore to win her Oscar.

Laura Haddock in Giambattista Valli

GUANGZHOU, CHINA - JUNE 13: Actress Laura Haddock attends the 'Transformers: The Last Knight' China World Premiere and Ten Year Anniversary Celebration at Haixinsha Asian Olympic Games Park on June 13, 2017 in Guangzhou, China. (Photo by Lintao Zhang/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

This is also lovely; I'm quite suspectible to The Modest Ballgown and if I were a celebrity, I think I would wear a lot of SLEEVES. However, I have to repeat that which I brought up in the intro to this post: This is a Transformers movie. If I were in charge, all the women in it would be wearing kicky minis with amazing shoes and look as young and fun and Hadid-y as possible, because that's the market who will care about this movie.

Isabela Moner in Yanina Couture

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 18: Isabela Moner attends the global premiere of "Transformers: The Last Knight" at Cineworld Leicester Square on June 18, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

Even this Yanina number is -- for Yanina Couture -- fairly reserved. And yes, I know it has a GIANT BIRD on the bodice. (Which is kind of amazing, frankly.) I just wish it were lined all the way down.

Isabela Moner in Moschino

GUANGZHOU, CHINA - JUNE 13: Actress Isabela Moner attends the 'Transformers: The Last Knight' China World Premiere and Ten Year Anniversary Celebration at Haixinsha Asian Olympic Games Park on June 13, 2017 in Guangzhou, China. (Photo by Emmanuel Wong/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

THAT'S more like it.