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# Please, Heidi Klum, Invite Me For Margaritas at the Pool in This Outfit
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-hope-heidi-klum-invites-me-for-margaritas-at-the-pool-in-this-outfit-10-2023/
- Published: 2023-10-20T16:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2023-10-20T04:56:30.000Z
- Description: I'm being totally sincere.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

I mean! Does she look like a woman with a *fantastic* Laguna Beach patio, complete with Mexican-tiled pool, or what? The woman wearing this definitely owns faux lily pads that float on the surface of her pool holding candles, and her bathroom smells weirdly fantastic. She has a lemon tree AND a lime tree and Amazon auto-delivers sunscreen every six weeks so she can replenish the baskets by the pool for her guests, which also have breton-striped towels rolled up in them. Her dog is named Snowball and it sometimes wears a sweater. Her holiday parties are EPIC. She has $23,497 in store credit at Johnny Was.

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