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# I Hope Shailene Woodley Didn't Bring These Pants to Green Bay
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-hope-shailene-woodley-didnt-bring-these-pants-to-green-bay-03-2021/
- Published: 2021-03-11T15:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2021-03-10T06:28:00.000Z
- Description: She first wore them in 2019.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

In case you missed the hot gossip, Shailene Woodley is allegedly now engaged to Aaron Rodgers, the Green Bay Packers quarterback. (They supposedly met during the pandemic over the summer; he broke up with Danica Patrick in July; no one had any idea any of this was happening; it shocked the pants off us all when we found out they'd paired up; I want to know if they BOTH sunbathe their privates; [she told a late-night show she never thought she'd be engaged to someone who "throws balls for a living.](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/shailene-woodley-confirms-aaron-rodgers-engagement/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)") I hope, in figuring out a long-distance relationship during a deadly pandemic, Mama Shai pruned her wardrobe -- the better to travel with -- and firmly discarded these jeans (and not for nothing, also the shoes). I think they're Balmain, and they are an '80s fever nightmare, and are probably a key reason why so many people of this generation are clinging to our skinny jeans like grim death. We cannot bathe ourselves in denim in this manner again, children.

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