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# I Love You Like A Fug Song Baby
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-love-you-like-a-fug-song-baby-02-2014/
- Published: 2014-02-04T22:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-04T05:34:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, PANTS WHAT, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

I remember when high-waisted jeans came back around in, what, 2005? And I was screaming myself hoarse about the crimes they commit against a person's groin. They are a pelvic prison. And then they disappeared. AND THEN.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ffn_gomez_selena_ff10_020314_51321130.xml "Selena Gomez")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/02/FFN%5FGomez%5FSelena%5FFF10%5F020314%5F51321130.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Selena Gomez has found a pair, and wore them to an audition. I hope this was for a Lifetime movie about that time Fergie wet herself on-stage in high-waisted shorts, and Selena was going for abdominal verisimilitude. Otherwise, I can't think of why anyone would want to do that to themselves. Here's a closer look:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ffn_gomez_selena_ff10_020314_51321125.xml "Selena Gomez")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/02/FFN%5FGomez%5FSelena%5FFF10%5F020314%5F51321125.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I just don't get why it's flattering to have THAT MUCH fabric BELOW your zipper. It's total bulge bait. A plea for a [polterwang](https://www.gofugyourself.com/gfy-glossary?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#P). Let's say no to it. As a society.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]