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# I Need You To Help Me Understand Emma Roberts' Hair
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-need-you-to-help-me-understand-emma-roberts-hair-01-2018/
- Published: 2018-01-12T17:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2018-01-12T07:11:12.000Z
- Description: The horror. The horror.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Armani, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

1. Why.
2. I'm operating on the assumption these are fake bangs, by the way. They have to be fake bangs. LOOK AT THEM.
3. If those *aren't* fake bangs, then she needs to shoot somebody out of a cannon.

3a) In a real way. This isn't just circus tough talk. Find a cannon and fire that person at the moon.

1. They're so fake. EXORBITANTLY fake.

4a) I don't hate fake hair, by the way. I just want my fake hair to be worthwhile fake hair.

1. Why can't Emma Roberts get worthwhile fake bangs?
2. Those MIGHT be horse hair.
3. Seriously, her clip-in possibly used to string a violin bow.
4. WHY???
5. I must know. Why does she want her head to look like this, even temporarily?
6. Why didn't she remove them?
7. Is the next *American Horror Story* called *American Horror Story: Wiglet*?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/01/shutterstock_9315498dy-1515729899.jpg "Critics' Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Jan 2018")

1. Once her Covfefe of Bangs revealed itself to her, why didn't she put on an actual great dress to DISTRACT us, rather than this Armani sadface?

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