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# I See The Hand of Maleficent At Work Here
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-see-the-hand-of-maleficent-at-work-here-08-2019/
- Published: 2019-08-26T16:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2019-08-26T06:54:51.000Z
- Description: Beware, Elle Fanning!
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Kimhekim, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

It's true that Maleficent is imaginary, but... I mean, nothing says, "MYSTICAL CREATURES OF THE MOORS, I HAVE GIFT-WRAPPED YOU A SNACK, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR ANGELIC BLOOD," quite like this pink Hallmark Barbie atrocity, so you understand why I'm suspicious.

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