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# I Think Ben Platt May Be About To Sell You a Junk Monorail
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-think-ben-platt-may-be-about-to-sell-you-a-junk-monorail-09-2019/
- Published: 2019-09-17T20:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2019-09-17T05:40:25.000Z
- Description: It's just a feeling.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

As you know, I had real concerns [about Ben Platt's pants at a recent junket for *The Politician*](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-politician-screens-again/the-politician-tv-show-screening-cocktails-san-vicente-bungalows-los-angeles-usa-23-jul-2019-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), to the point where I thought he might have stolen them from a theatre that was in the midst of staging a Tennessee Williams play. And now, he looks fairly costumey again, as if he's about [to hop on the stage at your town hall to sell you a genuine bona fide monorail](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taJ4MFCxiuo&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), or have someone conveniently off-stage throw him a cane so he can sing you a percussive little ditty about Dr. P.J. Timeturner's Subatomic Supersonic Elixiastic Youth Tonic. The fight about the veracity of his claims on your neighborhood Nextdoor site will be *epic*.

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