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# Who Will Fuuuuuuuugggggg Your Soul
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-will-fuuuuuuuugggggg-your-soul-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-06T21:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-06T17:14:04.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

This shot of Jewel hoiking up her frock whilst being mic'ed before performing at the Rockefeller Center Tree-Lighting Event! (I feel like that event has a PR-approved exclamation point at the end of it, probably, right?) kind of tells you all you need to know:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453639801.xml "81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=977961&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But the front view just confirms all of our suspicions:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453639671.xml "81st Annual Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=977951&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Girl! That dress is festive as *hell*, but also one of your boobs is about to pop out to get a better look at the tree, which kind of makes you look like a holiday card as styled by Brandi Glanville. (No hate, Brandi: I like you, other than when you're fighting with Lisa. Which appears to be about to happen on this season of *Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,* and I would just like to say that I am not okay with that. Lisa's A plot for the season could be that she killed a man and I would still be like, "LISA IS THE BEST." Why does ANYONE take on Lisa? It's NEVER successful. The audience loves her too much. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time that Heather and I were on a plane to New York along with Lisa and Ken AND GIGGY? It was thrilling for me. Anyway. Wow, that was quite a digression. I guess I really had some stuff about RHoBH to get off my chest. Much like this dress is trying to get off Jewel's. Phew! Brought it back around.)

\[Photos: Getty\]