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# I Will Never Let You Fug: Rita Ora
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-will-never-let-you-fug-rita-ora-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-20T18:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:56:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This dress is so bad that I feel like I'm watching it sag into a deep funk.

[![Rita Ora](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-ffn_ora_teigen_aar_081914_51505642.xml "Rita Ora")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-FFN%5FOra%5FTeigen%5FAAR%5F081914%5F51505642.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's awful on her. Did something spill on her original choice, and they had to make do with something sized for someone with a way longer torso? She looks like Drew Barrymore in Scream plus the Jiffy Pop in that scene, times half of *Dirty Dancing*. If she were Baby, they would not only LEAVE her in the corner, but barricade her there with a row of chairs and then sit in them like human camouflage.

She further pressed her luck and got this whammy:

[![Rita Ora in NYC](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-ffn_ora_rita_ggff_081914_51506201.xml "Rita Ora")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-FFN%5FOra%5FRita%5FGGFF%5F081914%5F51506201.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The upside: She'll never forget her giant environmentally friendly grocery bag, because SHE IS WEARING IT.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]