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# I Wish We Had More To Talk About Than This Hem Job, But Here We Are
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-wish-we-had-more-to-talk-about-than-this-hem-job-but-here-we-are-01-2022/
- Published: 2022-01-10T18:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2022-01-10T18:08:00.000Z
- Description: It IS suspect?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

On this back-to-school Omicron Monday (for me; I know some people already went back), when we were meant to be dissecting the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet that has now been indefinitely delayed, we have to catch as catch can. Enter Julie Bowen's pants hem:

Is that perhaps an elastic cuff that we can't see? It has to be, right? But it sure comes across in photos like she got pants that were too long and decided to "hem" them by tucking them up under themselves, or pinning them in the back. I understand wanting to show off the colorful shoes, and if she did do a home job, well, I suppose everyone has to improvise right now in a lot of areas (like, say, this post). But if you were in that situation and Ellen came knocking and you had to choose, which minor fug risk would you take: