> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# I Didn't Steal Your Fugfriend
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i_didnt_steal_your_fugfriend101410-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-14T10:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-13T22:29:51.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Poll, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Because apparently this is Celebrity Splitsville Week, I'm quite nervous for Ashlee Simpson and her eyelinered husband. Especially because of this:  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95472_spl218574_006.jpg "Ashlee Simpson shows off her new pixie hair style in NYC")

\[Photo: Splash News\]Stark blonde dye job plus hurried, drastic haircut often equals Shit's Getting Real And I Need A Change. Now, I certainly hope that's not the case, but I ask you, would a woman who's sound of mind do this to herself?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/95472_spl218574_009.jpg "Ashlee Simpson shows off her new pixie hair style in NYC")

Either she did that herself with nail scissors, or her hair guru should be tried before a jury of his/her professional peers and then sentenced to three years of wearing a wig made of Britney Spears' old extensions. I suppose it's possible Ashlee herself only looks like this because she recently removed some fake hair, in which case... just get it cleaned up a little, you know? This could work if it didn't look like you had to be hacked out of the fan belt of a vacuum cleaner. 

[poll by twiigs.com](https://www.twiigs.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)