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Idris Elba

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 30: Idris Elba attends "The Dark Tower" photocall at the Whitby Hotel on July 30, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

We begin with Idris Elba, as all things should.

with Matthew McConaughey

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 30: Idris Elba (L) and Matthew McConaughey attend "The Dark Tower" photocall at the Whitby Hotel on July 30, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

And then we back out to reveal his co-star, Matthew McConaughey, standing grimly as if he doesn't even realize he's got company. 

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 30: Idris Elba (L) and Matthew McConaughey attend "The Dark Tower" photocall at the Whitby Hotel on July 30, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

"Well well well, all right all right all right, look who I spy across the chasm. Come on over and let's be the light at the end of the tunnel together."

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 30: Idris Elba (L) and Matthew McConaughey attend "The Dark Tower" photocall at the Whitby Hotel on July 30, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

"My god, he IS magnificent."

NEW YORK, NY - JULY 30: Idris Elba (L) and Matthew McConaughey attend "The Dark Tower" photocall at the Whitby Hotel on July 30, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

"Well hell, my fellow humans, livin' just got a heck of a lot more fun."

Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey Hit The Road for The Dark Tower
There had better be chest-bumping by the time this press tour is finished.

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