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# If I Could Turn Back Fug (With An Assist From Christina Fuguilera)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/if-i-could-turn-back-fug-with-an-assist-from-christina-fuguilera/
- Published: 2013-06-20T16:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-20T23:28:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Cher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-3-2-e1371706342700.xml)

This wig is a) like if Tina Turner and ALL of Duran Duran had an orgy on Cher's head and then gave birth to its hairball love child; b) something Billy Ray Cyrus coughed up in 1992; c) sentient; d) all of the above.

## Cher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-2-2-e1371706555693.xml)

And then she loped out awkwardly in this outfit, like one of the Misfits from *Jem and the Holograms*...

## Cher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-1-e1371706659204.xml)

... and you realize SHE HAS RUBBERIZED BIEBER JUNK. Guys, it is NOT OKAY if we live in a world where MOTHERF'ING CHER is taking fashion cues from MOTHERF'ING JUSTWERP BIEBER.

## Cher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-1-2.xml)

NO CHER. NO. TURN BACK TIME. FIND A WAY. TAKE BACK THOSE PANTS THAT HURT ME AND I WILL STAY.

## Christina Aguilera

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-4.xml)

Meanwhile, Christina opened the show. And she looks nice and curvy in this, and all, but let's face it: That's not a skirt, that's a bodyshaper.

## Christina Aguilera

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-5.xml)

AND she had on a filmy chain-mail crop top over a massive hot-pink bra that looked like it was limping southward.

## Christina Aguilera

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-2.xml)

It doesn't look much better in the light. This bodes WONDERFULLY poorly for when she returns to the show this fall.

[If I Could Turn Back Fug (With An Assist From Christina Fuguilera)Y'all, I know there's some kind of cosmic rule about not fugging Cher because she's Cher, but... I am about to fug the hell out of Cher.![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-3-2-e1371706342700.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/if-i-could-turn-back-fug-with-an-assist-from-christina-fuguilera-06-2013/)