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# If I Fug: Chloe Grace Moretz
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/if-i-fug-chloe-grace-moretz-2-12-2015/
- Published: 2015-12-07T20:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2015-12-08T17:47:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Let me begin by noting I'm not that wild about Maika Monroe's shirt, either, but it is a treat compared to what CGM has selected. Allow me to vent in haiku:

![chloe grace moretz jingle ball maika monroe](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/12/gettyimages-499987072.jpg "Chloe Grace Moretz")

Don't love the blouse, but  
O MISCARRIAGE OF DENIM.  
The blouse gets a pass.

WHAT IS THAT BODICE?!?  
Boobs shouldn't be made evil.  
Her cups runneth sad.

Bra of Doom strikes hard.  
A POX, folksy blue hellbag!  
Yes, turn sideways, girl.

Did she pay *money*  
For amateur square-dance garb?  
Save your pocket change.

\[Photo: Getty\]