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# If I Fug: Chloe Grace Moretz
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/if-i-fug-chloe-grace-moretz-4-05-2016/
- Published: 2016-05-11T17:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-12T01:18:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

IT CONTINUES:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/ffn_gum_moretz_chloegrace_051016_52049764.jpg "Chloe Grace Moretz Leaving The Bowery Hotel")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/if-i-fug-chloe-grace-moretz-4-05-2016/chloe-grace-moretz-leaving-the-bowery-hotel-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

There is no person in this wide world who loves a Ribbon Round The Old Neck Tree more than Chloe Grace Moretz. I am being to wonder if maybe her neck *is* being held on by something other than just...you know, muscles and sinew and skin. Shouldn't the *National Enquirer* really be working on this? What if she's some kind of neckularly-challenged immortal and this is the only symptom? On the other hand, there's something sort of charming in the knowledge that [CGM has flowered separates that she has chosen NOT to wear together](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/recent-fugs-chloe-grace-moretz-05-2016/). Sure, her head might not be fully attached to her body, but, in some ways, she IS just like us.