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# If I Was Your Fugfriend
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/if-i-was-your-fugfriend-12-2012/
- Published: 2012-12-10T18:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:02:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

There are so many atrocities herein that my soul is currently in hiding. But to start, if I may reinvent a well-worn quote from *Mean Girls*:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/158014580.xml "Justin Bieber")](https://gofugyourself.com/if-i-was-your-fugfriend-12-2012/y100s-jingle-ball-2012-press-room-backstage?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

STOP TRYING TO MAKE CROTCH HAPPEN. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

\[Photo: Getty\]