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# If You HAVE to Wear Pink Pleather Bermuda Shorts...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/if-you-have-to-wear-pink-pleather-bermuda-shorts-12-2018/
- Published: 2018-12-03T20:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2018-12-03T07:27:05.000Z
- Description: ...make them these.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

Listen, it's hard to find something that works as an impromptu Barbie costume *and* which you can just wipe down with a damp sponge at the end of the night.

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