Halsey

Would you like a pig in a blanket? How about a crab cake? A cocktail napkin? Mushroom toasts? Halsey has you covered.

Halsey

I FAR prefer the sparkly lip suit.

Betty Who

Meanwhile, Betty Who is either gunning for Halsey's spot in Fug Madness, or hoping for a case of mistaken identity.

Jessica Szohr

Oh, honey, gangrene should NOT be left to run wild like that.

Heidi Klum

By the established standard, Heidi looks delightful.

Katy Perry and Zedd

Zedd actually looks great; Katy Perry looks cute, but also like Dorothy Gale hit her head on a rocking chair during a rainstorm and woke up in a Doris Day movie.

Maren Morris

This could be so much worse, but I am so tired of seeing underwear. Just... WHY.

Jana Kramer

Half of Jana wanted to be in the marching band, and dammit, she was not about to say no.

Ta'Rhonda Jones

I quit watching Empire in season two, so I did not recognize Cookie Lyon's assistant. Although admittedly, half-frame glasses and a bonus quarter-kilt would make it hard to recognize anyone.

John Legend

Oh, John, that's too tight.

Jackie Cruz

No. TOO fast.

Miguel

He's actually working the neon turtleneck, but damn, whoever hemmed his pants was overexuberant.

Ella Mai

Ella has had a high-flying year, but sprouting actual wings is a big excessive.

Ella Fanning

Boy, the top of this just really ran out of steam. Her head looks so gorgeous, too, and then her boobs are just sort of marginally handled.

That's going to leave a mark.

Kacey Musgraves

Now, see, that's a very attractive and supportive-looking bra that just needs more of a skirt underneath it. This is like an Emerald City figure skating team costume.

Kacey Musgraves

This is better, but I am concerned she can't feel anything in her face.

Alicia Keys

On brand.

Bebe Rexha

I just laughed out loud. She might be starting to charm me.

Madison Beer

I just feel like she's taking EXTRA pains to put her privacy in jeopardy.

Taylor Swift

I have never wished for a full sequined catsuit until this exact moment.

Drake Bell

The new herbology teacher at Hogwarts is SO nervous.

Billie Eilish

I mean.... don't come then?

Backstreet Boys

Hey, Backstreet's back! ALL RIGHT!!!

The iHeartRadio Awards Served a Steaming Pile of Fuggery

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