Maren Morris
This is welcome on her -- it's not trying to hard, and it's not, like, Ph.D.-level fashion; it's just a competent, cute sparkly mini and some sandals. Her style is a see-saw, and sometimes what you need is just some good solid ground for a minute.
Leslie Jones
This is a black dress, not grey, which is borne out in the closeups. But in all the full shots, the flashes just completely blew it out. Leslie looks dishy, and it will not shock you to hear that I wouldn't mind some bracelets in this scenario.
Lisa Ann Walters
Finally, it's Abbott Elementary with the costume flair of Deadwood. It's the crossover we've always wanted.
Sheryl Lee Ralph
Oh, friends. This looks like someone else's trunk arrived in her hotel room and she's having to make do. It chops her up in the strangest ways. She so absolutely should have looked in the mirror before she left and taken off one thing: the belt. And then taken off another thing: the pants. In other words, let's only keep the blouse/blazer/whatever that is.
Jennie Garth
This is more than a scrolldown for me; it's Hella Scrolldown, Hot Damn, What. Everything was going fine, and then suddenly the floral motif explodes from her crotch like some sort of pubic topiary, and THEN the pants turn sheer? But with the illusion of kneepads? Truly, the only thing weirder than this outfit in the wild would be...
Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth
... IF SHE COORDINATED IT WITH DONNA MARTIN. (In this topsy-turvy world, it's nice that the one consistent thing is Tori Spelling never really committing to one hair look. This is like Tousled Christine Quinn. Is Tori going to audition for Selling Sunset?)
Halsey
This is very understated from them. I also just saw that they posted a fairly raw IG story, and it sounds like they're really going through it emotionally right now. That makes me sad. Their wacky fashion has been a delight and a bright light over the years so I hope they get to feel that light themself soon.
Marcus Mumford
This is a very nice suit on Marcus.
Scott Patterson
If there's anyone who loves a big music festival, it's Luke Danes!!!!!!! (Just kidding, obviously Scott "Gilmore Girls" Patterson is his own man, but I did TELL you there was a random assortment of nostalgic celebs in here.)
Robyn Lively
Like the Teen Witch herself! (Note: I didn't download the Boy Meets World guys, or Kim Possible. I'm sorry. They are not nostalgia-tinged for me, whereas Teen Witch and TOP THAT are truly burned on my brain.)
Jenna Ushkowitz and Kevin McHale
For all you Gleeks out there! These two look great.
Kristin Cavallari
Congrats to Kristin for also being a very consistent televisual force. She has looked more or less like this since she rose to fame on MTV.
Drew Sidora
More nostalgia: I know Drew has done other things, but to ME, she is always Lucy from "Step Up," whose performance in The Club leads to one of those great "spontaneous" choreographed crowd dance numbers starring Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum. That song, "Til the Dawn," is a banger.
Drew Sidora
This outfit, from the previous day (this happened across the weekend), is NOT a banger.
Pat Benatar, Neil Giraldo
I am so pleased to see Pat looking fab.
Lance Bass
Pikachu, but make it fashion? Sure.
These are Louboutins, hence him showing off the red sole. Because his shoe empire isn't omnipresent enough and so he simply MUST dip a toe into absurdly expensive sneakers.They are $895, and yes, that's an affiliate link; no, I do not expect anyone to buy them, but listen, you never know who's out there feeling reckless, and I see no reason why we can't ALL celebrate that if it happens.
Diplo
Well, look, the snacks are great, and I hope he shared them.
King Combs
His coat looks so plastic, which would not bother me if I didn't also think it probably cost a tear-inducing amount of money.
Big Time Rush
They're a band that was formed for Nickelodeon, I think? I appreciate that half of the band is committed to wild shirts.
Hilarie Burton, Bethany Joy Lenz, Sophia Bush
Apologies to the ladies here: This was the only group shot I could find where you could also see Haley James Scott's giant bow, which is longer than the dress it's attached to and really gives me the giggles. They all look GREAT, but I'm gonna hand this one to Hilarie, for her kicky suit and the way she's working the silver in her hair.
Juston Johnson Cortez, Katherine McNamara, Matt Barr
These three are in the new Walker spinoff on The CW -- I guess this is where you'd go to try and get The Youngs excited about that?!? -- but it's a missed photo op, as Matt could have come the previous day and reunited with Hilarie Burton, whose character he briefly imprisoned after she realized he'd been faking being her brother. MEMORIES.
Criss Angel
I wonder if he's still a Mindfreak. His crotch ornament is definitely messing with mine.