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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Beyoncé accepts the Innovator Award onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

She's holding her Innovator Award and wearing two belts. Breaking ground indeed!

Beyoncé at the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards held at the Dolby Theatre on April 1, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Billboard via Getty Images)

Here is the complete outfit. She COULD also feasibly be rebooting the Village People.

Cher

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Cher performs onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

Cher also performed, and won something for being Cher, which feels correct. I like her shirt but don't know why she felt the need to come equipped with suspenders that she then let swing uselessly by her legs, like Marty McFly.

Meryl Streep

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Meryl Streep speaks onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

Meryl is wearing a Lanvin dress she wore in 2015, which was at the time very well-accessorized but a bit rumpled. She didn't do much with it at ALL here except flash some leg, but she was there to hand Cher a trophy so she probably figured that accessory would do fine. This is Meryl's second music award show this year; she must be enjoying them.

Tate McRae

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Tate McRae performs onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

This is what the women wear in a Vegas revue about crossing guards.

Jennifer Hudson

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Jennifer Hudson performs onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

I'm confused by... whatever that is. Just enjoy the badass leather coat!

Latto (center) with T-Boz and Chilli

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Latto (C) performs with (L-R) Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas of TLC onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

Aw, they had Latto fill in as the L in TLC! (They did No Scrubs and Waterfalls.) I have NO idea why they too are leaning Western, but maybe Beyonce's influence is just THAT powerful.

Sza

SZA, winner of the R&B Song of the Year, R&B Album of the Year, and R&B Artist of the Year awards, poses in the press room at the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards held at the Dolby Theatre on April 1, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Billboard via Getty Images)

This feels like something Rihanna would have worn, except hers would have buttoned all the way to the bottom and then she'd have only fastened like two of them. She looks good!

Justin Timberlake

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Justin Timberlake attends the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

And then, a collective shrug was felt across the world.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Justin Timberlake performs onstage during the 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California on April 01, 2024. Broadcasted live on FOX. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)

I don't think JT is remotely cool enough to pull off the pearls. His comeback has been more of a quiet crawl. Jessica Biel would have done better with this outfit; he should just hand it off to her.

Beyonce Swung By iHeartRadio's Event to Accept Her Innovator Award
Yee haw!

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