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# I'll Take "Things That Are Not Shirts" For $100, Alex
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ill-take-things-that-are-not-shirts-for-100-alex-04-2020/
- Published: 2020-04-02T14:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2021-08-19T19:15:02.000Z
- Description: And Halle.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Flashback*, WTF, classic photos, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

Bikini tops. Skin. Boobs. None of these things are shirts. The kicker here is, she HAS a shirt, and is just wearing it exclusively around her wrists.

This is from the 2000 *X-Men* premiere, in which Halle plays Storm and wore full-body full-coverage leather. She must have been aiming for the exact opposite clothing statement here, and by that standard I guess she nailed it? Surely Halle knows she doesn't have to try this hard. As if any of us would ever forget, *could* ever forget, that she is Halle Freaking Berry, Divine Physical Specimen, Lightning Strike of the Gods. She could be wearing a four-person camping tent from the spring REI catalog and that would still be obvious.

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