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# I'm Gonna Endorse These Shorts on Jennifer Garner
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/im-gonna-endorse-these-shorts-on-jennifer-garner-07-2018/
- Published: 2018-07-17T19:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2018-07-17T04:13:46.000Z
- Description: It's 2018. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

I don't know if I've ever described a pair of shorts as "chic, yet highly competent," but it seems I'm about to do just that. "Highly competent" is also right on brand for J. Gar -- she is a face trusted to sell you sunscreen, and tell you which credit card to get, but she's also a person we've seen crack the neck of an untrustworthy operative when the situation calls for it whilst wearing a hot pink wig, and, frankly, I cannot imagine a person whose take on sensible mid-length shorts I trust more.

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