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# I'm Too Bored To Clutch My Pearls At This Noah Cyrus Outfit
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/im-too-bored-to-clutch-my-pearls-at-this-noah-cyrus-outfit-10-2020/
- Published: 2020-10-22T16:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2020-10-22T05:28:20.000Z
- Description: I'm talking about the second one, by the way.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, CMTs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

Noah Cyrus is trying very hard to happen. Is it working? I'm sincerely asking. It's possible that if I have to ask, I already have my answer -- but I'm also very crotchety *and* I don't listen to the radio because I'm never in the car, so unless they start using her songs in car commercials or on *Grey's Anatomy* (it's coming back so soon!), it's highly unlikely that I will find one organically. This outfit has the feel of a person who is treating country music like just another day of cosplay -- it's bananas and it's a surrealist trouser experiment and *why* is the hat a completely different wash of denim -- and then for her performance she changed into something that's grabby in a whole different way:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/10/GettyImages-1281548479-1603335034.jpg "2020 CMT Music Awards - Show")

This is like Cher meets Kacey Musgraves meets Gaga, minus any attendant charm. Noah was there to sing a love duet with Jimmie Allen, who, by the way, is adorable and has such a lovely voice, and as an aside I looked it up and she sounds like she's been computer-enhanced to mimic Miley as possible. And I would be willing to wager that this song, "This Is Us," will appear on an episode of *The Bachelorette* this season. It feels like it was written by a lyrics generator after it was fed thirty episodes. But: There is nothing about this run-of-the-mill, pleasant-enough Lite FM duet that necessitates labial floss or the illusion thereof (I refuse to zoom in and investigate). Now, if she had agreed to donate $10,000 to tornado relief (or anti-voter-suppression groups or any other philanthropic organization of her choosing) for every ensuing wail of a grown-ass person who is Too Old For This Shit and also is just *really* tired of craven affectations, then okay. Otherwise, this is too banal now to be shocking, or interesting. Let's move on, kiddo. Good luck.

###### \[Photos: Getty\]