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# Imagine That I Wrote a Compelling Headline About Kristen Stewart and her Jumpsuit
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/imagine-that-i-wrote-a-compelling-headline-about-kristen-stewart-and-her-jumpsuit-06-2022/
- Published: 2022-06-03T14:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2022-06-03T05:26:43.000Z
- Description: Sometimes there isn't one, so let's pretend.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Chanel, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

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I went around and around on how to title this piece, but sometimes, there isn't a hook. There is just, "Kristen Stewart wore another Chanel, again, lather, rinse, repeat." I guess I could have used that. She's promoting Crimes of the Future, the David Cronenberg movie that premiered in Cannes and had people revolted and in raptures in equal measure. [I read the *Rolling Stone* review](https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-reviews/crimes-of-the-future-movie-review-david-cronenberg-kristen-stewart-1360527/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and it was a whole lot of words (among them "gooey, gristly genre-melt") that ultimately meant nothing to me other than, "Heather, this one is not for you." But, it's K.Stew and Scott Speedman in one slideshow, and how can THAT be bad?

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