Iman Vellani

Oh, dear. This is what they'd do if Netflix greenlit Ms. Havisham, a teen series about senior who has refused to date ever since her boyfriend dumped her in front of the school while they were being named Prom King and Queen.

Iman Vellani

This is sort of cute, actually.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 08: Iman Vellani attends the "Ms. Marvel" New York Gold House Event at AMC Lincoln Square Theater on June 08, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Eugene Gologursky/Getty Images for Disney)

This is not. Honestly, please, stop with the satin, everyone! Especially in pants. The bodice here is fine; it's the rest of it. I might even wish the top were its own midriff-y sort of situation with plain black pants. Or leather.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 08: Iman Vellani visits the SiriusXM Studios on June 08, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

And this is too much. It doesn't work when EVERYTHING is oversized. It's swallowing her.

with Jeff Goldblum

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 08: Iman Vellani reacts to meeting Jeff Goldblum during a visit to the SiriusXM Studios on June 08, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

But this is so pure. I know Jeff Goldblum has had some rumors attached to his name over the years, but she's not gonna know that. Look how excited she is! There's something so charming about her not even TRYING to pretend this isn't exciting and that she isn't starstruck.

She is all of us, although for me you would have to replace Jeff with Julie Andrews.