Rihanna Out For Dinner In Stockholm

I think this dress is -- if I may be totally blunt -- fully hideous. An absurd neon Laura Ingalls Wilder fever dream. Rihanna looks great, and that is TOTALLY thanks to Rihanna herself and no thanks at all to what she is wearing.

Rihanna Out For Dinner In Stockholm

I don't even know how she is doing this. It might be literal actual magic. This may prove once and for all that Rihanna graduated from Hogwarts.

Rihanna Out For Dinner In Stockholm

(I decided that this photo is a little blurry because she's in the middle of apparating.)

Rihanna Out For Dinner In Stockholm

Dear LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE: Please don't try this. At home, or elsewhere.

(Impressively) Well Played: Rihanna in Vetements

Real talk: This dress is prairie-frock craziness. It is WHOLLY via the efforts of Rihanna as a person that she is working this, which she is. When you're just walking to dinner and yet you look like you might also be shooting a glossy mag editorial feature, a round of applause is in order. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]