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# In Case You Were Wondering, The 80s Are Very VERY Very Back
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/in-case-you-were-wondering-the-80s-are-very-very-very-back-09-2017/
- Published: 2017-09-21T20:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2017-09-21T20:29:14.000Z
- Description: This would look great with a cell phone the size of a brick.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Stella McCartney, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

Having said that, I now want to see Reese Witherspoon star in a period piece as a real go-getter of a Dallas socialite who accidentally becomes the city's most sought-after hitman, hired exclusively by women who are sick of being married to their jerkface rich husbands but need to make their demises look like an accident. Obviously, she falls in love with one of the men she's supposed to kill. Shenanigans ensure. It'll be called *The Straight Shooter.* She wears *this* in an opening scene set at the annual Junior League silent auction benefiting the Dallas Symphony Orchestra where she knocks off a terrible, terrible man by sneaking several peanuts -- to which he is, of course, allergic -- into his mini-quiches.

\[Photo: WENN\]