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# In Honor of the Internet's 2020 Boyfriend, Let's Remember Harry Styles's Pants
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/in-honor-of-the-internets-2020-boyfriend-lets-remember-harry-styless-pants-12-2020/
- Published: 2020-12-17T20:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2020-12-17T04:38:09.000Z
- Description: They are... bad pants.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

Harry Styles has certainly worn zippier things than these, which he trotted out -- no, not trotted; shlumped -- exactly a year ago. But, as they say, never forget. For every wild Gucci suit or glorious *Vogue* spread Harry gives us, there is a pair of costume trousers that obviously once went to the track on the body of someone's grandfather so he could put a crisp five-dollar bill on a hot tip from his barber Sal. They smell lightly of cigar smoke and there's a crumpled up racing form in the pocket, and whenever Harry puts them on, he finds himself yelling things like, "Go on my son," to a person running to catch a taxi. They're *The Brotherhood of the Traveling Grandfather Pants*, coming soon to a Netflix near you.

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