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# In Which Nicole and Keith Have A Cleavage-Off
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/in-which-nicole-and-keith-have-a-cleavage-off-06-2017/
- Published: 2017-06-08T14:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-08T21:00:53.000Z
- Description: There really aren't winners here.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, CMTs, Off White, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

In one corner, we have Mr. Urban in a deep vee tank-top, the tendrils of his tattoo just visible as they lick his manscaped pec, and draped in a translucent, iridescent shirt with slight frays. In the other, we have Ms. Kidman, in a deep-vee nipple shirt colloquially referred to as a bra, the contours of her navel just visible as it is squeezed like an udder by her stretchy dress, the dots all connected by see-through lace that fits in around a bizarre knee-peninsula. But Nicole has an extra secret:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/GettyImages-693561512-1496884882.jpg "2017 CMT Music Awards - Arrivals")

Yes, that's some hip lace, crescent-like -- or perhaps in the shape of a teardrop, the better to reflect my soul's reaction to this basket of woe. The top photo almost looks like someone Photoshopped her head onto, like, a slightly vertically stretched Rooney Mara. Maybe she should claim this was a hologram.

\[Photos: Getty\]