Laura Dern
WHAT. NO. This is clearly the nefarious work of an enemy of the state. Why would someone do this to Laura Dern?
Ni Ni
Per Wikipedia, "Ni Ni is a Chinese actress best known for her role as "Yu Mo" in the 2011 film The Flowers of War directed by Zhang Yimou." She is also extremely pretty, although this color is maybe not the best thing that ever happened to her.
Melanie Lynskey
This is bridesmaidal, but not in a terrible way.
Mae Whitman
I am distraught that she is no longer the blonde she was on Parenthood, because her hair was super cute for the last season. She also has amazing brows.
Dree Hemingway
Some parts of the 80s MUST BE ALLOWED TO REST IN PEACE.
Paula Patton
What did I say about the 80s?
Nina Dobrev
Her Oscars dress was one of our favorites. And I actually think this is cute -- but it would have been so much cuter if those shorts were a mini.
Emily Osment
This is just tragic. Someone hook her up with a new stylist, because heads should roll after this one.
Rosemarie DeWitt
HEM YOUR JUMPSUITS. Or risk falling on your face. I speak as a women who once broke her finger when her heels caught on the hem of her jeans and she wiped out. LEARN FROM MY (literal) PAIN.
Ellen Page
This feels VERY her.
Salma Hayek
This feels sort of uptight for the Independent Spirit Awards.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
The Independent Spirit Awards: WHERE THE 80S LIVE!!!!!
Bradley Cooper
Behold Lady Edith's newest suitor. (If ONLY. Edith could use a brash, handsome American to sweep into Downton Abbey and romance her.)
Leslie Bibb
This is fantastic.
Stana Katic
Wow. I was just kidding, but maybe this WAS where the 80s went to die.
Marcia Gay Harden
NO. I don't even know what it says there on the hem of her shorts -- "carpe diem," I assume, but it could seriously also be "carpet" or "carpentry." Whatever it says, I AM OUT.
Brittany Snow
This is cute! I feel better now.
Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom
Speaking of cute, these two are.