Kate Beckinsale

I can't believe I forgot about this when I was clutching my imaginary pearls over her Swamp Camo look. She is gorgeous -- she is one of Hollywood's most criminally under-lauded beauties, in my opinion -- and that color is amazing, and God help me, I almost don't actually hate this simply because of how tired I am and how much her face can sell almost anything below it. But NO. I MUST BE STRONG. I cannot get sucked into her vortex. That thing looks like the jumpsuit version of the infinite dress. They'd call it... WAIT FOR IT... the Infinite Jumpsuit. I know, it's clever, right? I'm TOTALLY not fried at ALL. OBVIOUSLY.

Kirsten Dunst

This was all working for me until it became 1992 on her feet.

Elizabeth Banks

If you rip off the skirt, is it a bathing costume?

Brie Larson

I can't decide if I think this is adorable, or she needs a prescription ointment.

Busy Philipps

Retro!

Yeah, that's all I've got. Is it as cute as I want it to be, Fug Nation? Is it? Help me. Take my hand.

Sienna Guillory

I wish she were a fashion plate. Then I could just swap out her legs and make everyone happier - I mean, wouldn't she be relieved if people stopped walking up to her and asking where she went grape-stomping?

Anna Kendrick

I actually kind of like this. I also would like this on Kristen Stewart, if she's listening. Which she isn't. Which is fine. She shouldn't. It's more fun that way.

Rashida Jones

This looks like a hedge-based graffiti artist mistakenly tagged her. (You know how those graffiti artists are always so focused on topiaries.)

SCHMIDT

And BONUS SCHMIDT (aka Max Greenfield from The New Girl, who is apparently married to the Fox casting director, which sounds convenient, and yet he is SO AWESOME on that show that it's abundantly clear he won the job on merit, which erases any suspicion of Hinky Business, and for that I hope she gives him expensive gifts every day, and I'm going to stop using commas now). This photo cracks me up. It looks almost like he's holding a fake hand, and any second now he's going to reach up to hug Ian Somerholder and then drop it and be all, "OW IAN YOUR CHEEKBONES SLICED OFF MY HAND," while blood shoots all over their rented tuxes.

Independent Spirit Awards Fugs and Occasional Fabs

Hey, remember these? They always get lost in the long shadow of the Oscars, and although we featured some of what people wore as an adjunct to our posts about their Oscar dresses, inevitably we never got a chance to deal with the others. Until now. So, Kate Beckinsale, we're sorry to say you have not gotten away with it. [Photos: Getty]