Heidi Klum
This is SO bad that I laughed out loud.
Megan Thee Stallion in Robert Wun
Now MEGAN. Why would you not wear the mask? Also, that cummerbund needs to be a couple inches shorter. It actually looks more like a rib guard. Maybe she's anticipating some sparring.
Charli XCX
I dislike about 95 percent of what she wears; maybe she's just worn me down, but I actually appreciate this on her, pantslessness and all. The jacket is doing a lot of solid work here. Although that tie is pretty hideous. It reminds me of the one Julia Roberts buys off the neck of Larry Miller in Pretty Woman.
Lisa Rinna in Abodi Transylvania
This feels like a Schiaparelli rip-off.
Avantika
This also works better than it should, considering that it's glorified athleisure with a crooked closure. (Intentionally, obviously. That's evidently what makes it Fashion.)
Julia Stiles
Lovely. It's been so nice to see her on Dancing With The Stars. She clearly really wants to do well, but also struggles with being this visible again, in addition to having to be herself on camera all the time.
Hannah Einbinder in Bottega Veneta
Nice coat, nice bag, hideous shoes. Just the worst. They're retro in a way that I think we could have left in the past.
Ella Beatty in Alris
Did anyone watch her Lizzie Borden show? I'm curious if she did better with it than she did on Capote vs the Swans. This dress is a hoot. You can twirl in it, OR you can sit quietly and brush it like a My Little Pony.
Joey King in Alex Perry
Now that Practical Magic 2 is in the rearview, she seems to be leaning more "practical." This is not an insult; I think she needed it.
Priyanka Chopra in Matières Fécales
She looks like the Mother of the Bride, whose cat chewed on the suit while it was being steamed.
Amita Rao
I never want to see a poster/graphic for Adults again in my life – I am SO tired of it – but that isn't her fault. The top is only okay for me, but the rest of this dress is beautiful; that and her shoes might be my favorite bits of this entire gallery. Brava!
Adam Driver
... is he an imagemaker, in any sense? Or do we think he just felt the need to get some photos out there of him looking as pleasant as possible? (That is his groomer, Amy Komorowski, with him. Is he breaking any new grooming ground, either?!?)
Simu Liu
He just got married, I believe – I mean, he DID, but I don't know exactly how recent it was, only that I just recently LEARNED about it. This DOES feel a bit like someone picked it out for him while he was off the grid and he tossed it on and shrugged and went to get some passed apps.
