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# Iron Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/iron_fug110510-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-05T08:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-04T22:07:58.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Man Fugs, bad hair, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Dear Robert Downey Jr.,  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/96372_spl224352_001.jpg "Robert Downey Jr at Radio One, London.")

\[Photo: Splash News\]  
  
I love you. I love you now and forever, regardless of what your hair looks like. But speaking of hair, because I love you, I need to tell you something. And it's that you're starting to look like Justin Guarini. I know you're currently filming *Sherlock Holmes 2: Sherlock Holmesier* right now, but here's the thing. I saw *Sherlock Holmes: The Beginning* and you did NOT look like you were inching toward Guariniville. You know what happens in Guariniville, don't you? Eventually, you begin to WASTE AWAY there.  
  
Save yourself.  
  
I still love you deeply,  
  
Jessica