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# Is Keri Russell Wearing Leather Shorts? An Investigation
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/is-keri-russell-wearing-leather-shorts-an-investigation-04-2018/
- Published: 2018-04-05T21:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2018-04-05T05:31:07.000Z
- Description: If you watched last night's Watch What Happens Live, you know the answer.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58, Keri Russell

Here's what I REALLY want to know: If Keri Russell IS wearing leather shorts, is there someway to magick [Rachel-Bilson-as-Zoe-Hart-on-Hart-of-Dixie](https://www.gofugyourself.com/tag/hart-of-dixie?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) into this final season of *The Americans?* Can she...hang on, I can crack this. Just give me a second. Okay. Yes, I've got it: Obviously, there is a time machine hidden somewhere in BlueBell, right? That sounds true. Tom and Wanda made one and thought it didn't work, and shoved it into a barn somewhere, and obviously it DOES work, and Zoe Hart falls into it and through space and time and TV networks and into *The Americans*, where she finds herself working as the secret, off-the-book doctor for the KGB (she ends up working for the Russians because Elizabeth and Philip figure out her time-travel secret and blackmail her into doing it; Philip claims he's going to figure out a way to send her back to the future \[oh, look what I did there!\] but he's lying). Elizabeth comes to love and adopt Zoe's leather shorts; Zoe eventually turns into a Communist who loves bad wigs. This is going to be a surprising development but I feel good about it.

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