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# Is This the Worst Pair of Sunglasses Ever Invented?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/is-this-the-worst-pair-of-sunglasses-ever-invented-09-2018/
- Published: 2018-09-19T15:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2018-09-19T01:46:27.000Z
- Description: Asking for a friend. Whose name is FKA Twigs.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

This might be the worst sparkly pirate shirt ever invented, also, but my primary concern is the specs. I genuinely thought, from the thumbnail, that she was wearing swim goggles or those tiny little pods you put on before getting in a tanning bed. Instead, they are simply the nadir of the tiny-sunglasses trend: so bad, and so unflattering, and *so* the kind of thing where she will look back in a decade and then call her best friend and say, "Do you hate me? You hate me, right? Because you never said *anything*."

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