LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Isabela Ferrer attends the UK Gala Screening of "It Ends With Us" at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
The closer I got to this, the less I liked it. At first I thought it was sleek and dark and set off perfectly by the lipstick...
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Isabela Ferrer attends the "It Ends With Us" UK Gala Screening at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images for Sony Pictures)
But the closer I get, it's all weird loops and drawstrings, and that strange growth on her hip. It looks like Burberry is trying too hard to add weirdness, like trying to be a streamlined Simone Rocha or something. Speaking of which....
in Simone Rocha
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Isabela Ferrer attends the London photocall for "It Ends With Us" at IET Building: Savoy Place on August 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
... here IS a Simone Rocha, and it is TRULY weird and messy!
Isabela Ferrer attends a photo call for It Ends with Us at IET: London, central London. Picture date: Thursday August 8, 2024. (Photo by Ian West/PA Images via Getty Images)
Crispy hair, crunchy-looking dress. You could probably strip this back a little and have it work? Simone Rocha is just too much of a muchness for me, and I think her clothes aggressively stamp people with her personality rather than letting them shine.
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Blake Lively and Isabela Ferrer attend the London photocall for "It Ends With Us" at IET Building: Savoy Place on August 8, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)
I also wanted you to see how they looked standing next to each other. What a backdrop, but these two outfits are a bucket of crazy.
Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu attends the UK Gala Screening of "It Ends With Us" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/Getty Images)
We might as well cover the very few other people who attended this premiere. I did NOT recognize Sweet Baby Jesus Not Ekin-Su with those bangs!
Whitney Hughes
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Whitney Hughes attends the UK Gala Screening of "It Ends With Us" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/Getty Images)
That's pretty -- it would be good for a beach wedding.
Arabella Chi
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 08: Arabella Chi attends the UK Gala Screening of "It Ends With Us" at the Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on August 08, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/Getty Images)
Okay but what happens when she has to USE the Kleenex?