CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Isabelle Huppert attends the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
Awesome, I can put my jean jacket on backwards and call it couture.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Isabelle Huppert attends the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
Except hers grew two extra sleeves. This is some real Island of Doctor Moreau shit.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: French actor Isabelle Huppert attends the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet during the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by VCG/VCG via Getty Images)
One more look at the front. That brooch, and her lipstick and shades and general aura, are doing SO much heavy lifting here. The top and the skirt are just bad. So, so bad. And Gucci hired THIS dude!!!!
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Isabelle Huppert attends the "Highest 2 Lowest" red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
WHO TOOK A BITE OUT OF ISABELLE HUPPERT?
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Isabelle Huppert during "LA Femme La Plus Riche Du Monde" (The Richest Woman In The World) photocall at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)
... at least she's wearing this jacket the right way around?
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Isabelle Huppert poses during "LA Femme La Plus Riche Du Monde" (The Richest Woman In The World) photocall at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
Is all that crumpling... intentional? It sort of looks like she's imploding.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Isabelle Huppert attends the 2025 Kering Women In Motion Awards during The 78th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Place de la Castre on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Oh, my GOD, and the bootaloons. Listen, she can pull off a lot, but someone please call Armani and get them to make up or whatever.
in Balenciaga
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 18: Isabelle Huppert attends the "La Femme La Plus Riche Du Monde" (The Richest Woman In The World) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 18, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is at least INTERESTING.
(From L) French actor Laurent Lafitte, French actress Isabelle Huppert, French director and screenwriter Thierry Klifa and French actress Marina Fois arrive for the screening of the film "La femme la plus riche du monde" (The Richest Woman in the World) at the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 18, 2025. (Photo by Valery HACHE / AFP) (Photo by VALERY HACHE/AFP via Getty Images)
As a sidebar, we NEVER see Isabelle Huppert crack up like this; I find it charming.
French actress Isabelle Huppert arrives for the screening of the film "La femme la plus riche du monde" (The Richest Woman in the World) at the 78th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 18, 2025. (Photo by Miguel MEDINA / AFP) (Photo by MIGUEL MEDINA/AFP via Getty Images)
She could honestly give Anna Wintour a run for her money, though.
