David Choe
This guy is an artist of some renown, and after I read his Wikipedia page, I came away with a LOT of questions and zero positive thoughts?!? He claims to have Done Some Work recently, so take that for what you will, but... it's a lot of ick, to put it very mildly. Anyway, the attention-grabbing artist in him is clearly why he's wearing a fugly graffifi'd suit and a boot that I SINCERELY thought was a giant pet snake. I physically recoiled from my screen. Then I thought, "No, wait, it's a stunt snake, it's just a garden hose," and THEN I realized it's connected to the toe of his boot. Connected. To the toe. Of his boot.
Julia Fox
The attention-grabbing artist in HER has chosen something extremely predictable and energetically terrible.
But, IT'S CONNECTED TO THE TOE OF HIS BOOT.
But, butt.
Also, she looks extremely awkward walking in this.
Then again, how awkward will HE look whenever he decides to try and walk? He's not only just wearing one of those boots; he's wearing one shoe, PERIOD, and THAT IS THE ONE. I can already tell this is going to irritate a lot of partygoers, who will smile politely at his foot snake and then silently pray that they don't have to walk past his table to accept an award and risk tripping over it.