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# It's a Good Fug/Hilariously Played, Karolina Kurkova
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-a-good-fughilariously-played-karolina-kurkova-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-21T19:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-21T05:00:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, go big or go home, red, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Martha, Martha, MARTHA.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/gala17_wenn5916390.jpg "Martha Stewart")](https://gofugyourself.com/its-a-good-fughilariously-played-karolina-kurkova-09-2012/nyc-ballet-fall-2-210912?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

If, and only if, this ballet you're seeing is about the time Dorothy Zbornak took a South Beach spin class taught by Charo, then I accept you wearing gold lame dance pants. AND if this ballet you're seeing is about the time Dorothy Zbornak took a South Beach spin class taught by Charo, and you didn't send me tickets, I will NEVER do any scrapbooking ever again and what's more A CRAFTING TABLE WILL NEVER ENTER THIS HOUSE. OH YES, YOU HEARD ME.

Just in case you were wondering whether the dress code for this event was Jazzerthighs:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152435784.jpg "Karolina Kurkova")](https://gofugyourself.com/its-a-good-fughilariously-played-karolina-kurkova-09-2012/2012-new-york-city-ballet-fall-gala-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The answer is emphatically no. Also, this is tremendous. She looks like a tree topper on steroids, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152435753.jpg "Karolina Kurkova")](https://gofugyourself.com/its-a-good-fughilariously-played-karolina-kurkova-09-2012/2012-new-york-city-ballet-fall-gala-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's really uninspiring when she slings the cape to one side and reveals the drippy mish-mash that looks kind of like a blood stain you'd see on a poster for a Lifetime movie about muuuuuurder. But just knowing that cape exists is going to get me through the rest of this Friday... so that I can start writing a ballet about the time Dorothy Zbornak took a South Beach spin class taught by Charo. Strap on your caftan and get the cheesecake out of the fridge, Fug Nation.

\[Photos: Getty\]