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# It's a Motherf'ing Sheer-Off: Sofia Boutella vs. Dania Ramirez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-a-motherfing-sheer-off-sofia-boutella-vs-dania-ramirez-05-2018/
- Published: 2018-05-10T21:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-10T17:10:48.000Z
- Description: Hotpants vs. Hotpants.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

You could also call this Hotpants vs Hotpants. But basically, despite a relatively opaque Met Gala, The Sheers are alive and well and still cursing us in their many forms. Let's start with Dania -- and in case you're not sure who Dania *is*, she's currently on *Once Upon A Time*.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/wenn34202899-1525928963.jpg ""Once Upon A Time" Finale Screening")

I am really hoping this photo is an optical illusion, and that I am NOT actually seeing any of her right nipple. Otherwise, this is a really lazy garment, no? The shirt-coat halfway wraps, and just hangs there, seemingly unable to get that excited about itself.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/wenn34202907-1525928972.jpg ""Once Upon A Time" Finale Screening")

It also couldn't even be convinced to hide its own tag.

Sofia -- aka the demon in Tom Cruise's terrible *The Mummy* reboot -- is wearing something that's much more overtly sheer.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/wenn34202808-1525928953.jpg "451 Fahrenheit Premiere")

And so in a way, you'd think that would automatically make it MORE lazy than Dania's. But at least this one fits pretty precisely. The top is quite beautiful, and though I wish the rest of the dress had matched its pace, at least it's cut properly and has a great shape. Dania's can't even decide whether it's a robe or a shirt or a dress. Sofia's sheer knows what it is; Dania's is having an identity crisis.

If we're being honest, they both lose, but if you *had* to pick one: which?

###### \[Photos: WENN\]