It's a Spring Hadidapalooza

Gigi

52337943 Celebrities are seen leaving the Grand Palais after Chanel show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 7, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities are seen leaving the Grand Palais after Chanel show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 7, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Gigi Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

I assume this whole ridiculousness is courtesy of Chanel, because of the t-shirt, and the fact that she's leaving a Chanel fashion show. The decrepit denim shirt needs to be ripped out of there like a magician pulling off a tablecloth.

52376292 Model Gigi Hadid is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on April 13, 2017. Gigi was rocking a green and white striped satin suit with her name sewn on the front. Model Gigi Hadid is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on April 13, 2017. Gigi was rocking a green and white swiped satin suit with her name sown on the front. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

The Slytherin math tutor is late for Draco's study group on the Algebra of Evil Wandmaking.

52314105 Model Gigi Hadid steps out in New York City, New York on February 13, 2017. Gigi has been busy walking and attending fashion shows during New York Fashion Week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Because sometimes, your knees REALLY want seduce someone with a slowly undone zipper.

52375448 Model Gigi Hadid is spotted out and about in New York City, New York on April 12, 2017. Gigi was showing off her middriff in a grey cut off shirt. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I'm sure we've all JOKED about wanting formal sweatpants, and maybe we weren't even kidding, but actually finding and wearing them is an entirely different bridge.

52334012 Model Gigi Hadid and her boyfriend Zayn Malik leave George V hotel in Paris, France on March 3, 2017. The pair were heading out for a romantic dinner. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

Zayn simply cannot handle how many directions there are here. He's used to one.

52320515 Model Gigi Hadid was spotted stepping out in London, England on February 20, 2017. She paired a tied up white t-shirt with beige trousers and a long fuzzy coat. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

At 3 o'clock, there will be a snack and a showing of Moana on her belly screen.

52325298 Gigi Hadid Arrives At Tommy Crew Event at the Rinascente store during fashion week in Milan, Italy on February 24, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY

I actually love those pants. I just want to tweak what's around them.

52335956 Model Gigi Hadid leaves her hotel the George V Hotel in Paris on March 5, 2017. She wore a bright pink jacket, black pants, and a grey top while she was out. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

That is some appealingly psychedelic outerwear.

52362135 Model Gigi Hadid was seen out and about near her apartment in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City, New York on March 30, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Obviously those Gucci loafers are still terrible, but her sunglasses are the locus of my confusion right now.

52374551 Model Gigi Hadid is spotted leaving her home in New York City, New York with her agent Luiz Mattos on April 11, 2017. A mystery male model was also seen leaving Gigi's place with the 21 year old star. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Boots and socks together? Why?

52386545 Model Gigi Hadid is seen stepping out in New York City, New York on April 24, 2017. Missing from the outing was Gigi's singer boyfriend, Zayn Malik. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

It's always unsettling when Donatella is responsible for the most normal thing in a slideshow.

52346559 Model Gigi Hadid is spotted leaving her apartment in Soho, New York, NY on March 16, 2017. Gigi is back in the states after walking the runways during Paris Fashion Week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

This outfit is very model-y. I don't know how else to describe it. To me it lives only on willowy people in artsy editorials.

Bella

Let's move on to Gigi's sister. Love that jacket, but THAT is the kind of pantsuit that exists only in knockoff stores on the clearance rack because it just doesn't quite fit.

52319279 Models Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin and Justine Skye are spotted on a night out in London, UK. They started out at Sexy Fish Restaurant, then made their way to The Box Soho. The models are in town for London Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 2017. Models Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are spotted on a night out in London, UK. The pair are in town for London Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

It says a lot about the boob patches that they're distracting me from such lousy pants.

52373397 Model Bella Hadid is spotted stepping out in New York City, New York on April 7, 2017. It's back to business as usual for Bella who recently returned from a vacation in Mexico. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This sweatsuit is conveniently cut to showcase the obvious presence of labial floss.

52371788 Model Bella Hadid was seen out in New York City, New York on April 8, 2017. She rocked a Nike sports bra and tight leggings while she was out. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

What is WITH her and leggings? This one actually appears to have a built in protective cup.

52382319 Model Bella Hadid is seen wearing a double denim outfit as she leaves The Connaught Hotel in Mayfair, London, England, UK on April 20, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

Love the duster. But did she manage to find a denin corset to tuck into her jeans? How do these people do it?

52369815 Model Bella Hadid steps out in New York City, New York on April 6, 2017. Bella stopped by a bar for a few drinks where she met up with a mystery man and could be seen sharing a cigarette with the man before heading back to her apartment together. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Damn those pants to the toastiest depths of Satan's underwear drawer.

52367557 Model Bella Hadid was seen looking refreshed, happy and stylish after returning from her vacation in Cabo while out in New York City, New York on April 4, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

And then send these there to keep them company.

Bella Hadid Wears All White In NYC

52369192 Model Bella Hadid kept it simple and sexy in an all white outfit as she headed out in New York City, New York on April 5, 2017. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

52381015 Model Bella Hadid is seen leaving her hotel in London, United Kingdom on April 19, 2017. She was seen wearing a pink crop top, grey skirt and black boots. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

This is, I think, her cutest outfit in a while. It's still costumey, obviously, but it works and it doesn't tie up my brain in knots.

52337948 Celebrities are seen leaving the Grand Palais after Chanel show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 7, 2017 in Paris, France. Celebrities are seen leaving the Grand Palais after Chanel show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2017/2018 on March 7, 2017 in Paris, France. Pictured: Bella Hadid FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

This would seem so much more reasonable without the goldenrod shades and the hand keeping the slit just-so.

52334090 Model Bella Hadid is spotted wearing a long white dress at the hotel Four Seasons George V in Paris, France on March 3, 2017. Bella is currently in town enjoying Paris Fashion Week. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

And then she went to a group wedding to marry herself.